SHITACRE

Obergruppenfuhrer Steven O'frost created Shitacre in 2001 with a little help from his now dead father Untergruppenfuhrer Trevor O'frost - who hopefully with his brother, SS captain Bob O'frost , is keeping an eye on things from here to the stars.
Shitacre was originally concieved as as a haven for the sensative and artistic, but has moved with the times and now become a retreat for the work shy, the recently kicked out by the little lady, the committment phobic,the drunken bum, and the odd scattered lunatic.
Shitacre provides a unique and peacefull location to enjoy lifes little pleasures, and with the guidance of the Obergruppenfuhrer you can take the time to be kind to your mind, and unwind.
How about a splashing down a few suds in the spa ? Or maybe getting tanked outta your tiny mind by our unique wood fired pizza oven? Or does passing out pissed in a spreading puddle of your own piss appeal ? How about crashing headlong through Shitacre's landscaped gardens with the grace and artistry of a 14 yo Russian prima ballerina? Or vomiting into one of our leather lounge suites with the vacant stare of the don't know where?